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10 Funny and Creative Facebook Timeline Covers</h1>
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timeline covers the Sifter has come across. If you feel yours should be
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<span style="font-size: x-large;"><b> 1. ET Facebook Timeline Cover</b></span></h1>
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<span class="js-display-url"><b><span style="font-size: x-large;"> 3. Landscape View Facebook Timeline Cover</span></b></span><br />
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<span class="js-display-url"><span style="font-size: x-large;"><b> </b></span> <b>Art by </b></span><b><span style="font-size: x-small;">IVAN MARINO</span></b><br />
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<b><span style="font-size: x-large;"> 5. Out of reach Facebook Timeline Cover</span></b><br />
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<b><span style="font-size: x-large;"><span class="js-display-url"> 6. Collage dp Facebook Timeline Cover</span></span></b><br />
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<span style="font-size: x-large;"><span style="font-size: x-small;"> <b><span style="font-size: small;">Art by Damaian Sanchez</span></b></span></span><br />
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.com37tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9009161360597351697.post-10417011364520423562012-04-08T03:34:00.000-07:002012-08-25T02:13:56.627-07:00Best relatable quotes - 2<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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If you’re trying to wake me up in the morning, be prepared for a fight!<br />
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No, I’m not funny. I’m just really mean and everyone thinks I’m joking.<br />
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Don’t you know it’s rude to talk while I’m interrupting?<br />
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Missed a call* *Calls back* *No answer* “What, did you die within 3 seconds?”<br />
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Please don't make me think there's something when there's actually nothing.<br />
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The sole purpose of somebody’s middle name is so they can tell when they’re really in trouble.<br />
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Once you hate someone, everything they do is offensive. “Look at this b*tch, eating those damn crackers like they own the place!”<br />
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A wise man may look ridiculous in the company of fools.<br />
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I’m not fat. My stomach is just 3D.<br />
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That annoying moment when you realize someone else is using the pen you lost.<br />
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That awkward moment when you choke on water and it feels like you’re going to die.<br />
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Not having an amazing body, because lets face it, food is better.<br />
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KISSIN ON THE NECK IS A TURN ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br />
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Seeing someone and pretending not to notice them<br />
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You mentally correct some people’s grammar as they speak.<br />
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I'm not stupid, I know whats going on. You're stupid to think i dont notice </div>
Unknownnoreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9009161360597351697.post-13351179881080882462011-07-29T02:21:00.000-07:002012-08-25T02:07:50.465-07:00Cool Sayings<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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1.Some times I just want to move away, Start Fresh, and Never Ever Come Back.<br />
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2.Some people have special place in my heart,no matter where they are! :)<br />
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3.Rumours inform you amazing things that you did not even know about yourself<br />
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4.WOW, IT WASNT EVEN THAT SERIOUS, CALM DOWN.<br />
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5.EVEN THOUGH WE ARGUE I STILL LOVE YOU !<br />
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6.I say "sorry" even when i didnt do anything wrong..<br />
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7.I still say "What?" even if I heard you the first time.<br />
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8.I don't even talk to half the contacts in my phone.<br />
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9.Saying Ok When I Didnt Even Hear What You Just Said.<br />
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10. When your so comfortable with someone you dont even need to speak</div>
Unknownnoreply@blogger.com12tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9009161360597351697.post-86551138297448836352011-07-26T10:37:00.000-07:002012-08-25T02:11:07.091-07:00Best touching Quotes<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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1. The tongue weighs practically nothing.But so few people can hold it.<br />
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2. To handle yourself, use your head, To handle others, use your heart.<br />
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3. He who loses money, loses much; He who loses a friend,<br />
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4. God Gives every bird it's food,<br />
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5. Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't <br />
matter and those who matter don't mind. <br />
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6. Scared of love but scared of life alone.<br />
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7. I don’t miss him, I miss who I thought he was.<br />
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8. Don't be so quick to give your heart away because someone will take it and throw it away.<br />
9. If you were a tear in my eye i would never want to cry because i would be scared to lose u.<br />
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10. I was born the day I met you, lived a while when you loved me, died a<br />
little when we broke apart.<br />
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9009161360597351697.post-63217243889574440812011-07-11T05:31:00.000-07:002012-08-25T02:12:41.813-07:00Funny sayings<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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1.Not skinny, not pretty, not perfect, not bothered. <3<br />
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2.I dont ask my parents, i tell my parents.<br />
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3." heeeeeeeey!(:" ..."hi" nvm i dont wanna talk anymore.<br />
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4.I Don't Think Your Beautiful, I Think Your Beyond It.<br />
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5.Sometimes i just dont get you.<br />
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6.I dont Mind being hated...I hate being Misunderstood !!!!<br />
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7.Wanna keep sleeping in but I really have to pee.<br />
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8.I dont care what you heard, Im telling you what really happened. So shut up.<br />
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9.I love the people who keep a smile when they have every right to break down.<br />
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10.I ONLY KEEP YOUR NUMBER IN MY PHONE SO I KNOW NOT TO ANSWER WHEN YOU CALL.</div>
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X says I don’t care if I cant sing. This is my favorite song. Therefore I will sing.
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X says I love people who text back instantly<br />
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X says Sometimes, even if it wasn’t funny, I respond “haha” just to make them feel good.<br />
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X says Oh, excuse me. Sorry for thinking I actually meant something to you.<br />
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X says I Hate When I Beat Someone and Their Excuse is "I Wasn't Trying"<br />
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X says I am so amazing.. when i do something.. people find it hard to believe !!<br />
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X says That awesome moment when you flip your pillow over to the cold side.
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X says I laugh at my mistakes, so excuse me while I laugh in your face.<br />
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X says Say this fast- { I M 2 6 C 4 U }<br />
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X says "Go away" "fine, bye" "no come back...."<br />
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X says Before you “assume” try this crazy method called “asking”.<br />
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X says I’d rather fall on my face moving forward than sit on my butt doing nothing.<br />
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X says You cannot talk while inhaling through your nose.
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X says I hate saying hi to people and they don't see you and you feel retarded<br />
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X says Why are you sleeping in class? maybe because i wake up at 6 AM to come here<br />
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X says I close my eyes for a second and then wake up and i've slept for two hours<br />
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X says I always wake up with a new hairstyle !<br />
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X says I hate it when I wake up and there's a tiger in my bathroom<br />
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X says i wish my friend's houses were connected to mine via secret tunnels<br />
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X says The Stupid Mistakes You Wish You Never Made<br />
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X says I wish my hair was longer.<br />
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X says Sometimes I wish I can appear offline in real life...<br />
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X says HATED BY MANY...WANTED BY PLENTY...DISLIKED BY SOME...CONFRONTED BY NONE. <br />
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X says STOP SINGING YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW THE LYRICS!<br />
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X says You are beautiful! LOL jk, are you even a girl?<br />
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X says Getting over someone, and finding someone even better. <33<br />
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X says Are You Even Listening? .... Huh? What? Yeah! Sure.<br />
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X says .I Chill On The Toilet Even When I'm Finished.<br />
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X says Being so hyper, and not even knowing why you are.<br />
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X says .The Annoying Urge to Kiss Someone, even though you're not going out.<br />
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X says "Ask me if i care" "do you care" "no".<br />
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X says I dont care if i suck at singing, I'm going to do it anyway!<br />
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X says How are you? lol jk, i don't even care.<br />
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X says I’m so bored of being bored because being bored is really boring. <br />
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X says "Mephobia" is the fear of becoming so awesome that the human race can't handle it and everyone dies. <br />
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9009161360597351697.post-26712708549889266282011-07-07T04:36:00.000-07:002012-08-25T02:13:11.662-07:00Cool Qoutes 1<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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1.Wife is out of town until tomorrow night. Anyone wanna come sit on the other end of the sofa and ignore me? <br />
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2.Dear Phone, Maybe if you didn`t light up so many damn times telling me you had a low battery, you wouldn`t have died so quickly!<br />
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3.The awkward moment when you aren't your best friend's best friend. <br />
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4."I think you've had enough beers for one night." Then I'm all "Scrw you, fridge. Appliances can't even talk." <br />
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5.Kharma, what did I do to deserve this?! ...Oh, now I remember. Carry on then. <br />
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6.My therapist says I have an obsession with revenge. We'll see about that.<br />
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7."Aww they are soo cute together.!" yeah he's cheating on her."<br />
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8.No i am not crazy! you are just too normal.<br />
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9.I'm sorry, but i can't hear you over the sound of how awesome i am.<br />
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10.Your so sexy.. no im not.... yes you are!... okay i am :):)</div>
Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9009161360597351697.post-19208465468672958532011-07-07T04:22:00.000-07:002012-08-25T02:13:23.725-07:00Cool Quotes 2<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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1.My new favorite thing to do is slip a kid $20 while his parents aren't looking and quietly whisper: "This is from your real father." <br />
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2.If a girl gets a free drink, it doesn't mean she'll be interested, it'll only mean "YAAY FREE DRINK!!" <br />
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3.Google turned 12 this year, so now we have 1 more year to use it before it turns into a teenager and wont answer anything! <br />
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4.That awkward moment when you sleep at your friends house and wake up before them, and all u can do is stare round their room for an hour or 2 until they wakeup .....<br />
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5.Blanket on, too hot. Blanket off, too cold. One leg out, perfect, until the awkward moment when the demon from Paranormal Activity grabs it.<br />
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6.That awkward moment when a couple kisses on television, and you dont know whether to look at television or your parents :P<br />
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6.Saying "never mind" when you don't feel like repeating yourself.<br />
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7.I wish the Dollar Store would sell gas... <br />
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8.The awkward moment when you lose your mom in the store and look like an IDIOT trying to find her.<br />
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9.What starts in "B" and ends in "ITCH"? Yeah, it's You!<br />
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10.Sitting in your towel after a shower because you're too lazy to get dressed.</div>
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