Best relatable quotes - 2

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  If you’re trying to wake me up in the morning, be prepared for a fight!

 No, I’m not funny. I’m just really mean and everyone thinks I’m joking.

 Don’t you know it’s rude to talk while I’m interrupting?

 Missed a call* *Calls back* *No answer* “What, did you die within 3 seconds?”

 Please don't make me think there's something when there's actually nothing.

 The sole purpose of somebody’s middle name is so they can tell when they’re really in trouble.

  Once you hate someone, everything they do is offensive. “Look at this b*tch, eating those damn                 crackers like they own the place!”

 A wise man may look ridiculous in the company of fools.

 I’m not fat. My stomach is just 3D.

That annoying moment when you realize someone else is using the pen you lost.

That awkward moment when you choke on water and it feels like you’re going to die.

Not having an amazing body, because lets face it, food is better.

KISSIN ON THE NECK IS A TURN ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Seeing someone and pretending not to notice them

You mentally correct some people’s grammar as they speak.

I'm not stupid, I know whats going on. You're stupid to think i dont notice

Best relatable quotes

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X says I don’t care if I cant sing. This is my favorite song. Therefore I will sing.

X says I love people who text back instantly

X says Sometimes, even if it wasn’t funny, I respond “haha” just to make them feel good.

X says Oh, excuse me. Sorry for thinking I actually meant something to you.

X says I Hate When I Beat Someone and Their Excuse is "I Wasn't Trying"

X says I am so amazing.. when i do something.. people find it hard to believe !!

X says That awesome moment when you flip your pillow over to the cold side.

X says I laugh at my mistakes, so excuse me while I laugh in your face.

X says Say this fast- { I M 2 6 C 4 U }

X says "Go away" "fine, bye" "no come back...."

X says Before you “assume” try this crazy method called “asking”.

X says I’d rather fall on my face moving forward than sit on my butt doing nothing.

X says You cannot talk while inhaling through your nose.

X says I hate saying hi to people and they don't see you and you feel retarded

X says Why are you sleeping in class? maybe because i wake up at 6 AM to come here

X says I close my eyes for a second and then wake up and i've slept for two hours

X says I always wake up with a new hairstyle !

X says I hate it when I wake up and there's a tiger in my bathroom

X says i wish my friend's houses were connected to mine via secret tunnels

X says The Stupid Mistakes You Wish You Never Made

X says I wish my hair was longer.

X says Sometimes I wish I can appear offline in real life...

X says HATED BY MANY...WANTED BY PLENTY...DISLIKED BY SOME...CONFRONTED BY NONE.

X says STOP SINGING YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW THE LYRICS!

X says You are beautiful! LOL jk, are you even a girl?

X says Getting over someone, and finding someone even better. <33

X says Are You Even Listening? .... Huh? What? Yeah! Sure.

X says .I Chill On The Toilet Even When I'm Finished.

X says Being so hyper, and not even knowing why you are.

X says .The Annoying Urge to Kiss Someone, even though you're not going out.

X says "Ask me if i care" "do you care" "no".

X says I dont care if i suck at singing, I'm going to do it anyway!

X says How are you? lol jk, i don't even care.

X says I’m so bored of being bored because being bored is really boring.

X says "Mephobia" is the fear of becoming so awesome that the human race can't handle it and everyone dies. 

Cool Qoutes 1

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1.Wife is out of town until tomorrow night. Anyone wanna come sit on the other end of the sofa and ignore me?

2.Dear Phone, Maybe if you didn`t light up so many damn times telling me you had a low battery, you wouldn`t have died so quickly!

3.The awkward moment when you aren't your best friend's best friend.

4."I think you've had enough beers for one night." Then I'm all "Scrw you, fridge. Appliances can't even talk."

5.Kharma, what did I do to deserve this?! ...Oh, now I remember. Carry on then.


6.My therapist says I have an obsession with revenge. We'll see about that.

7."Aww they are soo cute together.!" yeah he's cheating on her."

8.No i am not crazy! you are just too normal.

9.I'm sorry, but i can't hear you over the sound of how awesome i am.

10.Your so sexy.. no im not.... yes you are!... okay i am :):)