Cool Sayings

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1.Some times I just want to move away, Start Fresh, and Never Ever Come Back.

2.Some people have special place in my heart,no matter where they are! :)

3.Rumours inform you amazing things that you did not even know about yourself



6.I say "sorry" even when i didnt do anything wrong..

7.I still say "What?" even if I heard you the first time.

 8.I don't even talk to half the contacts in my phone.

 9.Saying Ok When I Didnt Even Hear What You Just Said.

10. When your so comfortable with someone you dont even need to speak

Best touching Quotes

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1. The tongue weighs practically nothing.But so few people can hold it.

2. To handle yourself, use your head, To handle others, use your heart.

3. He who loses money, loses much; He who loses a friend,
 loses more; He who loses faith, loses all.

4. God Gives every bird it's food,
But he does not throw it into it's nest.

5. Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't
matter and those who matter don't mind.

6. Scared of love but scared of life alone.

7. I don’t miss him, I miss who I thought he was.

8. Don't be so quick to give your heart away because someone will take it and throw it away.
9. If you were a tear in my eye i would never want to cry because i would be scared to lose u.

10. I was born the day I met you, lived a while when you loved me, died a
 little when we broke apart.

Funny sayings

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1.Not skinny, not pretty, not perfect, not bothered. <3

2.I dont ask my parents, i tell my parents.

3." heeeeeeeey!(:" ..."hi" nvm i dont wanna talk anymore.

4.I Don't Think Your Beautiful, I Think Your Beyond It.

5.Sometimes i just dont get you.

6.I dont Mind being hated...I hate being Misunderstood !!!!

7.Wanna keep sleeping in but I really have to pee.

8.I dont care what you heard, Im telling you what really happened. So shut up.

9.I love the people who keep a smile when they have every right to break down.


Best relatable quotes

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X says I don’t care if I cant sing. This is my favorite song. Therefore I will sing.

X says I love people who text back instantly

X says Sometimes, even if it wasn’t funny, I respond “haha” just to make them feel good.

X says Oh, excuse me. Sorry for thinking I actually meant something to you.

X says I Hate When I Beat Someone and Their Excuse is "I Wasn't Trying"

X says I am so amazing.. when i do something.. people find it hard to believe !!

X says That awesome moment when you flip your pillow over to the cold side.

X says I laugh at my mistakes, so excuse me while I laugh in your face.

X says Say this fast- { I M 2 6 C 4 U }

X says "Go away" "fine, bye" "no come back...."

X says Before you “assume” try this crazy method called “asking”.

X says I’d rather fall on my face moving forward than sit on my butt doing nothing.

X says You cannot talk while inhaling through your nose.

X says I hate saying hi to people and they don't see you and you feel retarded

X says Why are you sleeping in class? maybe because i wake up at 6 AM to come here

X says I close my eyes for a second and then wake up and i've slept for two hours

X says I always wake up with a new hairstyle !

X says I hate it when I wake up and there's a tiger in my bathroom

X says i wish my friend's houses were connected to mine via secret tunnels

X says The Stupid Mistakes You Wish You Never Made

X says I wish my hair was longer.

X says Sometimes I wish I can appear offline in real life...



X says You are beautiful! LOL jk, are you even a girl?

X says Getting over someone, and finding someone even better. <33

X says Are You Even Listening? .... Huh? What? Yeah! Sure.

X says .I Chill On The Toilet Even When I'm Finished.

X says Being so hyper, and not even knowing why you are.

X says .The Annoying Urge to Kiss Someone, even though you're not going out.

X says "Ask me if i care" "do you care" "no".

X says I dont care if i suck at singing, I'm going to do it anyway!

X says How are you? lol jk, i don't even care.

X says I’m so bored of being bored because being bored is really boring.

X says "Mephobia" is the fear of becoming so awesome that the human race can't handle it and everyone dies. 

Cool Qoutes 1

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1.Wife is out of town until tomorrow night. Anyone wanna come sit on the other end of the sofa and ignore me?

2.Dear Phone, Maybe if you didn`t light up so many damn times telling me you had a low battery, you wouldn`t have died so quickly!

3.The awkward moment when you aren't your best friend's best friend.

4."I think you've had enough beers for one night." Then I'm all "Scrw you, fridge. Appliances can't even talk."

5.Kharma, what did I do to deserve this?! ...Oh, now I remember. Carry on then.

6.My therapist says I have an obsession with revenge. We'll see about that.

7."Aww they are soo cute together.!" yeah he's cheating on her."

8.No i am not crazy! you are just too normal.

9.I'm sorry, but i can't hear you over the sound of how awesome i am.

10.Your so sexy.. no im not.... yes you are!... okay i am :):)

Cool Quotes 2

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1.My new favorite thing to do is slip a kid $20 while his parents aren't looking and quietly whisper: "This is from your real father."

2.If a girl gets a free drink, it doesn't mean she'll be interested, it'll only mean "YAAY FREE DRINK!!"

3.Google turned 12 this year, so now we have 1 more year to use it before it turns into a teenager and wont answer anything!

4.That awkward moment when you sleep at your friends house and wake up before them, and all u can do is stare round their room for an hour or 2 until they wakeup .....

5.Blanket on, too hot. Blanket off, too cold. One leg out, perfect, until the awkward moment when the demon from Paranormal Activity grabs it.

6.That awkward moment when a couple kisses on television, and you dont know whether to look at television or your parents :P

6.Saying "never mind" when you don't feel like repeating yourself.

7.I wish the Dollar Store would sell gas...

8.The awkward moment when you lose your mom in the store and look like an IDIOT trying to find her.

9.What starts in "B" and ends in "ITCH"? Yeah, it's You!

10.Sitting in your towel after a shower because you're too lazy to get dressed.